last day of school
- other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
- me: adios bitchachos
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.
